DST: Day Laggin'
Monday, March 10, 2008, 6:44 PM

When I woke up this morning, my body knew it was an hour earlier than normal. Gravity wouldn't let me open my eyes, I couldn't get my body to slide out of bed, and my head felt like stuffed cotton.

"We shouldn't even be here yet," I said when I arrived at work.

"What are we still doing here," I asked at the end of the day. "It's six." (We go home at five.)

Well, here's to clock changin' day lag. Dang, I hates it.

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