For everything else ...
Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 9:08 PM


A ride on the Metro: $1.25

Co-pay for the shrink: $10

Hamburger at Wolfgang Puck's: $12

One month's subscription to Netflix: $19.47

Hair color (not a hair trim, 'cause that's $150 extra) at Sally Hershberger: $350

Bouncing back after being slammed in the stomach by a 2x4: painful, but priceless

I'm just sayin'.

3 Did the Unhingey Jiggy Engage in Unhingenosity
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