TT: 13 Reaons Why I Won't
Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 8:26 PM
Cripes, how can it be allamost Thursday? It was just Wednesday.
Friggen Gods of Time.
Herewith, I give you 13 Reasons NOT to do the Thursday 13.
1. Because the coffee machine is broken. Duh.
2. I didn't have enough cheese. Or enough cookie cutters.
3. I'm a bitch.
4. Because 13 is an unlucky number.
5. I couldn't write the words on my lips. ::smooch::
6. Or in my head.
7. I can't believe half the year's passed.
8. Won't, dammit.
9. The words that and which and lie and lay are hindering-ith me.
10. Jodi won't play.
11. I'm Too Sexy for TT.
12. Nature calls.
13. Ohhh. The Pressure.