TT: 13 Reaons Why I Won't
Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 8:26 PM


Cripes, how can it be allamost Thursday? It was just Wednesday.

Friggen Gods of Time.

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Herewith, I give you 13 Reasons NOT to do the Thursday 13.

1. Because the coffee machine is broken. Duh.

2. I didn't have enough cheese. Or enough cookie cutters.

3. I'm a bitch.

4. Because 13 is an unlucky number.

5. I couldn't write the words on my lips. ::smooch::

6. Or in my head.

7. I can't believe half the year's passed.

8. Won't, dammit.

9. The words that and which and lie and lay are hindering-ith me.

10. Jodi won't play.

11. I'm Too Sexy for TT.

12. Nature calls.

13. Ohhh. The Pressure.
13 Did the Unhingey Jiggy Engage in Unhingenosity
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