Autumn Tiger lily here
Wednesday, April 15, 2009, 6:18 PM

This is one of those crazy memes I found god knows where. I laughed myself into a runny nose when I played along. I also started sweating because I was laughing so hard--I laugh at the dumbest things.

If you're reading these and like 'em, I challenge you to pick ONE (or more if you want to) and leave me your "whatever" name in the comments.
Because I want to laugh myself silly over your name, I do, I do, I do.

DiAnne, you better do this. One fricking name, thassal. You can do it, I believe in you.


1. Your rock star name (first pet/current vehicle)
Goldfish Feet
Hah! Get on back, Whoever's Famous Now

2. Your Gangsta name (favourite ice cream flavour/fave type of shoe)
Chocolate Mary Jane
I know, pretty skeery

3. Your Native American name (fave colour/favourite animal)
Red Cat

4. Your soap opera name (middle name/city of birth)
Lorraine Fort Wayne
This is the name that had me damn near falling off my chair...

5. Your Star Wars name (first 3 letters of last name/first 2 letters of first name)
Me like

6. Your Superhero name (second fave colour/fave drink)
Purple Coffee
Me don't like

7. Your dancer name (favourite scent/fave candy)
French Vanilla Hershey Bar
Good thing I only do the herky-jerky at the small town poe-dunk bar

8. TV Weather Anchor name (5th grade teacher/city that starts with the same letter)
Klopfenstein Kalamazoo

Um, yeah, who remembers 5th grade?

9. Your spy name (fave season/flower)
Autumn Tiger lily
Sign me up, 007

10. Your cartoon name (favourite fruit/article of clothing you are wearing)
Grape Turtleneck

11. Your hippie name (what you had for breakfast/favourite tree)
French Fry Weeping Willow
Yeah, sounds just like me

12. Your porn star name (first pet/first address)
Goldfish Hoover
Hey, they already did the first pet thing--but I bet I'd be laughed at for such a name before I ever set a naked toe on stage


Your turn.

9 Did the Unhingey Jiggy Engage in Unhingenosity
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