Time Warp
Wednesday, November 15, 2006, 8:44 PM

I had to stop for a red light today. As I stood on the sidewalk corner, I swear that I saw whippet-thin bodies and capsule-shaped cars pass me by in triple-dog-time.

And just yesterday I was a twenty-three-year-old being carded in the bar section of TGI Fridays.

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