Testing? Texting? Testing.
Monday, April 16, 2007, 9:24 PM

My name is Andi and I can't text for shit.

I get lost trying to find the h. The t. The exclamation point (even though that's a writerly no-no). And paragraphs? Forget about paragraphs. The only way I know how to do them is to hit the space twice. I think, anyway. I haven't gotten that far into it all; mostly all I worry about communicating is a single brain burp.

Texting makes me crazy.

T, it's your fault.

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