Top 10 Signs You're Here
Thursday, January 26, 2006, 8:29 PM

Um hmm, the Top 10 Signs You're Here at Unhinged.

10. The colors that dominate your screen are black and purple.

9. Words are often left out because hey, roofpreading is clearly overrated.

8. Bathroom etiquette.

7. Whining. Bitching. Moaning. But amusingly so.

6. There's much confusion over what day it is or what time it really is.

5. Oogie. Not Mom. Oogie.

4. Wine-sucker-downer, chocolate slurper-upper.

3. Arms-length sarcasm.

2. General brainburn.

1. Feet are somehow always involved.

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