Dancing with the Stars or Close-Up Toothpaste
Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 8:56 PM

I can't believe I'm watching this show.

So I'm watching, okay? They show too many damn commericals, but it's still fun. I hoot and hollar and clap and act the Jester and isn't that what TV is all about? If it's not, don't tell me.

But the thing that really amazes me aren't the dance moves. It's those few pulse beats after the music stops and the couples hold the last move of the dance, and they're smiling widely ... and I see how white their teeth are.
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